Posted by MD
Lazybones. Give. Us. The. Answer. To. That. Riddle. Please.

And. save. this. Blog. From. Dead-dom.

That's not too much to ask, is it? XD

Thank you!!!

Yes I am dying to know the answer to that seemingly easy yet somewhat mind-boggling riddle.
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Posted by MD
Firstly I apologise on behalf of the crew for not updating this blog. We are BUSY, BUSY people/

Ok, since I'm still reeling from the aftershock of the amount of school work, I'm just gonna rant. You can shoot me if you're unhappy with this, Lazybones.

1) Why is it that although I eat a lot of hormone-injected chicken meat, yet I'm not growing any taller?

2) They say that the length of the space between your thumb and forefinger is the length of your penis. What does that mean for girls?

3) People like to ask: "How do you handcuff an armless man?". I prefer to ask: "What would an armless man do that could harm you so bad you have to handcuff him?"

4) Do you wake up to open your eyes or open your eyes to wake up?

5) If the plural for vortex is vertices, why isn't the plural for Kleenex Kleenices?

6) Why do they call a parliament-style debate Debate A la Parliament sometimes when the english language is sufficient enough?

7) Why is propaganda so easy to spread when it's all lies?

8) Why do people bother making new year's resolutions when resolutions are meant to be broken?

9) Why is it that the people you hate most will turn out to be the people you really look up to sometime in the future?

10) Why is it so acceptable for boys to do rough stuff but socially unacceptable for girls to do that?

Erm... I'm too tired to think anymore. Questions without answers don't really help right? XD
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Posted by MD
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.
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Posted by Lii
Hi, people. Here's something easy to warm you up before school starts.

Here goes....

You are given 6 balls and a weighing scale. 2 balls are defective and they weigh less than the other 4. You are only given 2 weighs (you can only use the scale twice). Find out which are the defective balls.

You have 2 defective balls and there is no typo. Yes, this is easy for most of you, but then again, maybe not.

Remember, there are 2 defective balls.

As for my fellow bloggers, I have tweaked the template again so that this time, when you click on your names under the post title, you can edit your post immediately.
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